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| If you think the idea of a "Poetry Boyband" is stupid and tacky, you're RIGHT. But you're WRONG! Because it's IRONIC! They don't even MEAN what they SAY! That's right! Half the time they don't even SAY what they don't MEAN, just the MEANING of what they MEANT to SAY. SAY what? YEAH! It's IRONY!!!! Why is background of this page BANANA YELLOW? Give ya a CLUE - it begins with i and rhymes with SIRENY. Is SIRENY a word? HELL NO! IRONIC, huh? YEAH! Why am I W-R-I-T-I-N-G this way, with all the COLOURS and p.u,n't-u=a!t%i}o*n?!? Am I an IDIOT? NO! I've actually got a FIRST CLASS degree in ENGLISH LITERATURE, but I'm being... you guessed it! WORDSWORTHIAN! No, I mean BYRONIC! No, wait, it rhymes with that. HA! Got you again! Sometimes I feel like I could without FOOD or WATER for days on end, just because it's IRONIC. The fridge is right there, with tasty, nourishing FOOD inside, but "I" don't get ANYTHING to e-a-t because I'm so FUCKING IRONIC that I might as well just STARVE. Ooh, I said "FUCKING". Is that cool or offensive? Neither, it's IRONIC! So that's OK. The "gR8" thing about AISLE16 is that they're not actually a boyband at all, they're a [performance poetry collective] posing as one. EXCEPT that's just what they WANT you to think because ACTUALLY they are a boyband but they want some kind of CREDIBILITY so they pretend they're a [performance poetry collective] instead. But that's all part of the ACT because really ACTUALLY they're a [performance poetry collective] who are being IRONIC about the whole thing. But ACTUALLY the real IRONY is that they're NOT! ACTUALLY I don't even KNOW because there's these 2 websites and "I" don't know which to believe because "my" H-E-A-D hurts and "I" CAN'T TELL what's real any more and " " don't know who " " am. |